Me: *Passes burger to timmy* Too full already, I feel like puking.
Timmy: *Takes the burger. Eats it. Suddenly, some minced meat dropped out.
Timmy bends down. Picks up minced meat. Puts it into his mouth.*
5, 4, 3, 2, 1 seconds later
"Omg, ........ I think I just did something sick.........."
Me: Laugh like there's no tomorrow.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WTS THIS IS SO FUNNY. How I wish I captured it on screen or something.
Today, at the bleachers.
AB: Yah you know some people they damn qb face so they'll be like " (monotonously) My name is... Goh Wxx Mxxx......."
3 seconds later
Me: "Omg.................., how you know Goh Wxxx Mxxx? That's like my mother!"
AB: *Points at my family particulars form in the file*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS SO DAMN FUNNY.